Swearing

I'm a huge supporter of swear words.  I love them for stress relief.  I love them for emphasis.  I love them for fun.  I love swearing.  Swearing is caring.

I've grown up in the world of sports.  A world where swearing is often used as a greeting.  The first time I worked in a corporate setting, I forgot that this isn't normal and dropped an F bomb like I was saying hello.  As the group stood around me horrified and in shock - I started to realize not everyone grew up punctuating their sentences with a good vulgar swear word.

I get it - swearing is considered taboo.  It's tacky - its dare I say - unladylike (if you ever say this to me feel free to show yourself out).  But at the end of the day, they're words.  And of all the horrible things I could do and say to another human being - a little colorful language is truly the least of my concerns.  I've got a rule - don't swear at people, swear to them.  Meaning - there's no need to yell an F you to anyone, but if you're saying I don't give a F - that's different and that's within my legal code of conduct.  See guys - I'm a classy and caring swearaholic.

It's all about being aware.  I'm not going to show up at Grandma's yelling how the F are you Grandma?!  I'm not even using the full words here because its not required to get my point across.  But if I'm amongst friends, in a relaxed setting - I'm probably swearing like a sailor and I don't even realize it.  So when I say be self aware - I'm working on it.  Because I've certainly dropped a few fierce words in inappropriate places and truthfully, I probably will again.

At the end of the day - when people freak out about swearing - I can't help but roll my eyes.  By no means do I ever want to be disrespectful to another person, but if someone considers me of ill repute because I use colorful language, that's realistically not someone I value as a close personal member of the sparkly circle. 

And if I may utilize a little science - studies show that people who swear are more intelligent and healthier mentally.  And you can't argue with science. 

#Science